[in a sad, overly depressed voice we hear JD singing this...song?]

Its time for steak night
we're gunna eat it right
steak is such a treat
because its the...best...meat...

[a sigh followed by a 'brown bear" and then the recording cuts off. Emo JD is Emo, he is missing steak night ):
also he misses his BFF]

I should be glad no one I know from home is here now, I would never hear the end of this.
Really? A nurse? I'm a DOCTOR you dumb owls.

[ooc: welcome what is quite possibly the most frightening icon ever...Nurse Joy JD D: ]

I hate haunted houses.

With what some of you got stuck in I should be glad I just got swapped with this guy.
Plus, I have a fancy accent now.

HEY,
why does this Zach Braff guy look just like me?

Back to being normal it looks like.
Well, as normal as this place can be.

OH

MY

GOD!

Super! Even when the curses are kind of cool I still get shafted.
Why can't I ever be the hero?!?!?

(OOC: JD, like in his daydreams, is just not cool enough to be the superhero and so he is stuck and the dorky sidekick. He's dressed in something akin to the campy 60's robin outfit and all he can do is spout lame catchphrases.)

Hey,
So I'm not used to living by myself. I've always had a room mate (unless you count that brief stint where I was living on my half acre in a tent.) I guess now that Dr. Cox is gone everything seems really empty. I was ok last week because we had all those dogs. Rowdy was such a good dog, even when he was alive apparently.

But now that things have calmed down, its really quite here.

Is there a chance anyone might be looking for a room mate? Turk always said I was a good one.

I don't know how it happened,
I don't why it happened,

But OH MY GOD!

ROWDY IS ALIVE!

I wish you could play with him too Brown Bear.

(for those less savvy Scrubs watchers, Rowdy is the dead stuffed dog owned by Turk and JD on the show. They bought him dead and stuffed, so JD has never interacted with a living Rowdy. This puppy isn't necessarily the same dog, but it is a splitting image and JD is convinced. A second note: Brown Bear is one of Turk's many nicknames.)

DR
COX
IS
GONE

…

I'll trade anyone my help in science for their help in gym.
GOD HELP ME, I can't run 30 laps

(JD is a Geek, dur obvious role was obvious)

Ok, I guess someone getting stabbed to death brings you out of a hangover really fast. I see a lot of talk about fighting, and I know I am certainly not cut out for a fight. I can't even win against Elliot. I do know that I can tend to the wounded though, thats probably all I'm good for in this situation. I think we need to start forming a medical team, if something happens we'll want to be prepared. We need a chief of medicine!
 

Dear GOD my head is killing me.
Aspirin and a double cheese burger, can someone point me in the direction of those?
er, on second thought, maybe someone could bring them to me?

I have a killer hangover.

HEYy

I thimk someone actualy didd it!


(and he is thoroughly drunk now)

Ok this is just AWKWARD. I already went through high school, do I seriously have to do this again? It was bad enough the first time around. Oh well, maybe by the time it's over Dr. Cox will forget he hates me. GOD I hope he's not here. Maybe somebody will spike the punch, I could use a drink.

WHAT AM I DOING?
I don't have to take your shit anymore. I took it for 7 years and all I do is use your FUCKING NAME and you want to kill me? Not Fair!

This is what we're going to do PERRY, I'm going to beat you till your clinically dead, then revive you so I can do it again. How does that game sound?

I'm not taking your shit anymore, and if you dare fucking call me one more girls name I'll castrate you.

[OOC: obviously JD's new personality has made him no longer fear the rath of Cox. OH BOY, he's getting himself into so much trouble]

Well, since I don't want to die I've run away from home the apartment. So far I've made it to the base of some freakish purple mountains. I'm hoping theres a cave or something I can hide in forever till Dr. Cox forgets why he hates me more than usual.

If anyone wants to help me play mountain man I could use it. I'm not the outdoorsy type, though I did live in a tent for a month or two on my half acre back at home.

God WHY did I have to taunt the beast? It was just TOO easy, and he was such a cute little kid.
I'm going to hell, I think he's going to personally escort me down there.

SHIT!

He's going to kill me now.